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A hungry fish spots a fly sitting on the bank of the river.

The fish really wants the fly to come closer to the edge of the water, so he can jump up and eat him.

Meanwhile, there's a fisherman a few feet downstream. He sitting on a little stool, eating a cheese sandwich, and wishing that the fly would drop down about 4 inches so the fish would catch a...

A ship is navigating along the Mediterranean coastline through some thick fog...

One of the crew members approaches the captain. "Sir I think we made a wrong turn and were heading downriver though Egypt."

"Egypt?" The captain ponders over his charts for a moment before shaking his head "No no, I think were definitely on course"

The crew member shrugs and returns to...

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Here's a joke about a cat

One day a fish notices a fly buzzing a bit downstream just over the water. The fish thinks to itself "If I swim down river I'll be able to jump up and eat that fish for dinner."

A bear also notices this fly and thinks to itself "If I wait near the river a fish will jump up and eat the fly and...

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