Resurrects Jokes - 3 Hilarious Resurrects Jokes

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What do you call someone who resurrects dead people to kiss their necks?

A Neckromancer.

What do you call a pink flower that resurrects itself?

A rein-carnation.

What’s gonna happen if you sing blues backward

It stops raining, your wife returns, your dog resurrects

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