\[Pre: I'm not a native English speaker and the joke is actually from germany. Hope he survives translation\]
One day Peter walks through the heavens and passes by the pearly gates when he hears someone knocking. He opens the gate and a guy stands outside with some heavy bruises, torn clothes...
Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?
Because they prefer the reanimated versions.
Russian history joke, maybe not for everyone but my Soviet studies professor told it in class and I had to share.
Josef Stalin, Nikita Khruschev, and Leonid Bresnev are riding together on a train headed towards Communism.
Suddenly the train grinds to a halt. The three leaders are annoyed, most of all Stalin, who immediately orders the train's personnel executed. Still, the train does not move.
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Gary Smith is employed at a small factory of a huge multinational corporation in the small town of Sandberg near LA. One day, the CEO decides to visit Gary's factory. Huge preparations are made to properly welcome the CEO. At one point, the CEO asks the following question.
'Hey, but where is ...