One sunny day in late January 2021 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Trump." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir,...
What do you call a watchful subatomic particle that resides far from a nucleus?
A surveillance electron.
The Magic Mirror
This is a rumour that a magic mirror resides in New York City. Anyone who can tell the truth in front of it is granted 3 wishes of their choosing. Anyone who tells a lie is exploded.
3 girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette find the mirror and try to claim their wishes.
"I think I'm...
The Kings Servant was walking towards the castle, when he saw a man lying on the side of the path.
The servant asked if the man was ok, and he replies:
"Oh, hi, I'm Will. Nice to meet you! Would you like to buy me?
"What, you mean like a servant?" says the King's servant.
"No, just to have me around"
The servant was lonely, as he had to work day and night for the king,...
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In light of recent discoveries, I made a joke
A conspiracy theorist died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told the conspiracy theorist “You may ask me one question, and I will reply honestly.”
The conspiracy theorist thought for some time and asked “Did Hitler escape death in WWII and move to Argentina, where he still r...
A man wants to be an Eskimo...
He meets with the chief and asks him what it would take to become an Eskimo. The chief, wary of letting a white man into his clan, devises a series of impossible challenges. He says, "If you truly want to become part of our Eskimo family, you must do three things: 1) You must drink one gallon of ...
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