A woman didn't know how to speak Spanish but was married to a Spanish man and together, they resided in Spain.
Once she went to the market to buy some chicken legs. She lifted her skirt a little and pointed to her legs so that the shopkeeper is able to understand her.
Another time, she had to buy chicken breast so she pointed to her bosom so that the shopkeeper is able to understand her
Once s...
Just How Smart Was Einstein?
This is a TRUE STORY but hopefully you will find some humor in it.
Back in the early 70s, when I was a college student, I took care of the yard of a lonely widower, named Arthur, who occasionally asked me to join him for a game of chess. He resided in Paradise Valley, AZ. During WWII, Arth...
The Magic Slide
Once upon a time, there was a magic slide that resided in a magical forest. If you shouted something while sliding down, you would land in a pile of whatever you had shouted.
One day, a man found the slide. As he slid down, he shouted "Gold!" and landed in a pile of gold.
Another man f...
One day, a guy went into a store,
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did.
The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him. ...
A man was playing a round of golf.
When he came to his favorite par 3, he hit the most glorious shot, and it rolled right in, getting a hole in one. When he picked up the ball, a genie appeared.
"Behold, I am the magic hole in one genie! I will grant you one wish. " " Wow, well can you make my Johnson longer?" "Your wis...
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Once upon a time, there was a particularly intelligent sperm cell living inside a particularly large blue whale. From the time it was created, the sperm cell studied diligently and learned a great many things. It read the full text of Wikipedia. It learned languages, history, science. It learned the...
A security guard for the king notices a mummy in a coffin walking into the building in the security camera...
He quickly alerts the king, telling him to go to the top floor of the building to stay away from it. While the king is escorted, his guards quickly order men to deal with the mummy, who headed towards the elevator. His guards spend a good while shooting at the mummy, but after a minute, it becomes a...
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