Reservations Jokes - 24 Hilarious Reservations Jokes

Restaurant hostess: Do you have reservations?

RestaurMe: No, I’m confident I want to eat here.

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Did you hear you can't make reservations at the library?

They're fully booked!

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I can see why Americans have reservations of taking in immigrants

Last time a lot of immigrants migrated there, they took over the whole damn place.

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Reservations

A couple walk into a nice restaurant on Friday night, hoping to get a table. Upon seeing the couple, the host asks the couple, "Do you have reservations?" The wife replies, "Yes, but we'll eat here anyway."

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In LOTR, you always have to make reservations at the restaurant.

Because one does not simply walk in.

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I was planning a holiday to America last year. I already had reservations.

Well, I was right.

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I was desperate and I couldn't get a date with a girl to save my life until...

I swiped right on a blind date, a profile picture. She asked me to pick her up, so i did, but I wasn't expecting much. I went up to the door expecting 400 lbs of desperation, but she answer the door 5 foot 2 with baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde curls and all the right curves in all the right place...

I was inquiring about seating for two at a new restaurant and they asked if I had reservations...

I said that I had some, but that I was willing to give it a try.

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I just walked into a restaurant.

They asked if I had any reservations.

I said yes, I heard the reviews were shit.

A husband and wife who travel with the circus go to an adoption agency, but are met with skepticism.

"Do you really feel that a traveling circus is suitable evironment to raise a child?" the lady from the adoption agecy asks.

"Certainly," he couple reply. "We have a beautiful, fully equipped, state of the art nursery that we will be traveling with.

Still showing reservations, the woma...

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Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first...

..but we made reservations.

If you're having second thoughts about dinner plans on tribal lands... I guess you're having...

Reservations about reservations on the reservation.

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[NSFW] After their wedding reception, the newly weds went to their hotel to check in.

"Do you have reservations?" the desk clerk asked.
"Only one" replied the man. "She says she won't do anal"

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Man and his new wife on honeymoon went into a hotel.

Man: We would like to book a room for the night.

Receptionist: Do you have reservations?

New Wife: Well, I'm a bit nervous about taking it up the arse!

A man went to the United Airlines counter

A man went to the United Airlines counter. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, do you have reservations?”
He replied, “Reservations? Of course I have reservations, but I’m flying anyway.”

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My Native American girlfriend was nervous the first time she invited me back to her place

She had her reservations

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Why do Indians never have to call ahead of time to restaurants?

Because they have reservations

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My favorite native american restaurant is shutting down.

They didn't get enough reservations.

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I'm starting to get worried about the hotel I booked

I have my reservations.

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I was excited to get a job as a hotel receptionist

Then I started getting reservations!

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A young couple are trying to save money on their summer vacation.

They bring their bags to the discount airline desk to check in.

“Do you have reservations?” asks the woman behind the counter.

“More than a few,” the young man answered, “but we’re flying with you guys anyway.”

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Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians?

They didn't have reservations

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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Some people think it’s a good idea to keep the Native people in these rural ghettos...

...but I have my reservations.

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