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A Priest, Lawyer and Engineer are traveling together in a foreign country and unfortunately get arrested. They are all three set to be executed by guillotine.
The Priest is all set up, a ...
I heard the FBI and NSA is rejoicing at the rescue of those Thai students.
Now they can go back to monitoring Redditor accounts for "Thai, boys, deep, hole, wet, rubber face mask and sedatives" without all those pesky false positives.
Once again, a unit of Spartans was about to be annihilated in glorious battle, and the iconic "Tonight, we dine in Hell" line was uttered.
There was much rejoicing at this promise of improvement.
Centuries upon centuries ago, a group of nuns lived in a secluded convent deep in the woods.
Centuries upon centuries ago, a group of nuns lived in a secluded convent deep in the woods. The convent provided all of their basic needs: cows for milk, sheep for cheese, grain for bread, and even bees for honey. However, one day a deadly plague swept through the land, infecting all of the siste...
Three men find themselves at the pearly gates...
The men walk up to the gate and St. Peter greets them and says,
“You have made it to heaven, now all you have to do is pass the test to see what your fate will be.”
“What is the test?” One man replied.
Peter says, “You must walk through the room of ducks. If you are able...
A Christian Farmer is overjoyed to see his cow is pregnant
Not being in need; he plans raise the cow and sell the procedes for pure profit
Time passes and the cow ultimately gives birth to two calves.
The Farmer is even happier! Rejoicing and Thanking the Lord.
He tells his wife, "God has been so gracious to us, when I sell these two ca...
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Several centuries ago, the Pope...
Several centuries ago, the Pope ruled that all Jews in must convert or leave Italy. Obviously, there was a huge outcry amongst the Jewish community. The Pope then decided,
"So be it. Send to me your greatest scholar, and we will have a religious debate. If he can beat me, then you all can sta...
Two gifts to Adam and Eve
When God was almost done creating Adam and Eve he said to them: "Alright I am almost done with you. I have two more gifts I can give you"
Adam and Eve go "what is it?" God "the first one is the gift of peeing while standing upright..." Adam interrupts "Pick me me me!!! I want to pee standi...
A plumber, a violinist, an astronomer and a redneck*, all suffering from various infirmities, were sitting in a convalescent home when suddenly an angel appeared. The angel spoke to them:
"I have come to give you the gift of health! Mr. Plumber, what is your ailment?" The plumber answered...