A child and his mother go on holiday to the Vatican.
Dressed in his Tottenham shirt, Johnny excitedly awaits meeting the pope. In front of a cheering crowd, the Pope waves regally from his Pope-mobile, and Johnny clamours to the front in the hope of shaking his hand.
Alas, the Pope drives past him, and only inches ahead, stops instead next to ...
Army of Fingers (Fixed for formatting)
A long time ago, there was a castle with a king, a queen, and the servants who worked happily, ate healthily and were merry. The king regally sat upon his throne one day, when his lookout came running into his chamber, flustered and out of breath.
"Your majesty, you will never believe what I ...