A body has been found at Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane's house, in what seems to have been a brutal attack.
Police are saying it's murder on Zidane's floor
The full time football result is in:
Real Madrid - 4...
Surreal Madrid - fish
My wife and I went to Spain.
The other week I went to Barcelona for a vacation with my wife. We stayed at a small local hotel about 30 minutes from the city. The first day we had a great time going around las ramblas and going taking pictures at La Sagrada familia. That night we even attended a Barcelona game against Real Madri...
An airplane was about to crash...
There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best Football player. Real Madrid and my millions of fans need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am the newly...
1978: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.
2005: UK's prince marries, Liverpool wins the Champions League, the Pope dies.
2018: UK's prince marries, Liverpool is in the Champions League final, and the Pope is cheering for Real Madrid like a madman.
Today's football results:
Real Madrid: 1 Imaginary Madrid: √-1
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A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL final...
A friend of mine bought tickets to the UCL Final in Milan this Saturday (Real Madrid v Athletico)
The problem is that he completely forgot that Saturday is his wedding day because he bought the tickets a few months before agreeing to the wedding date
Now he wants to know if anyone is...