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Rasputin Jokes

I call my cat that keeps escaping “Rasputin”

He was a cat that really was gone.

1919: Rasputin

2019: Putin

2119: Tin

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Hitler, Napoleon, and Rasputin are in a bar in Hell recounting their glory days

Hitler: "It vas going so vell, I had conquered most ov Europe and the vorld seemed to be just vithin mien reach...but then I invaded Russia."

Napoleon: "That's nothing. I easily conquered all of Europe. I even became Emporer! It was all goin so well...but then I invaded Russia."

Rasput...

What was Rasputin's troublemaking brother called?

Harassputin.





I'll see myself out.

Why are jokes about Rasputin bad.

... Because of the poor execution.

What's the difference between powdered sugar and cocain?

Exaclty, said Rasputin.

What do you call a Russian dictator with a bad voice?

RasPutin

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