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Last night I went dancing with the Tsars

Peter and Nicholas were great, but Ivan was terrible.

I got knocked out while vacationing in Russia

All I remember was seeing Tsars.

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My take on a shaggy dog story

A man walks into a bar, orders a pint and sees a sign pinned up above the till - “talking cat, going cheap.”

He calls the barman over and asks him what the deal with the cat is and can he have a look at it. The man shrugs, goes into the back and returns with a mangy old Tom cat.

“Here ...

Why did the Russian Revolution go so well?

They aimed for the tsars!

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

If Bag Raiders were a Russian band debuting in the 80s, their hit song will be called...

Shooting Tsars

What was Lenin's favourite book?

The Fault in our Tsars.

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