I would have bought him somehting, but he returns everything.
When my wife told me she was going to get a Brazilian, I was excited.
When she came home with a guy named Rafael, I was not happy.
I don't want to say video games cause violence...
...but after a month of playing Pong, I beat Rafael Nadal in a best of five match and might be Venus Williams' new baby daddy.
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