What does your mum and Jupiter have in common

They both take care of the most amount of offspring within their group, while having to deal with a harsh and unstable environment



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And they weigh over 20 quadrillion tons

A mans car breaks down near a monastery.

Greeted by monks, they offer him shelter for the night and to fix his car. While sleeping in the spare bedroom, he hears a knock on the wall

*Thud*

He asked them the next day while they treated him to breakfast in bed. What was the knock?

"We can't tell you, you're not a monk."<...

A Chinese, a Russian and a redneck are kidnapped by a tribe of cannibals...

A Chinese. a Russian and a redneck are kidnapped by a tribe of cannibals. The chief tells them: "Who of sayings me number that I of no knowings, can into free. Everybody else will the make eat by tribe". The Chinese says "Billion". The chief answers: "Of knowings". The Russian sais: "Quadrillion". T...

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