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What did the pushpin say when threatened?

Attack!

I never use pushpins at work so my boss called the police. Now I’m going to jail.

They’re charging me with tacks evasion.

Did you hear they found a pushpin on the largest moon of Saturn?

Thats right,
A tac on Titan

I made a shirt out of pushpins...

...because I wanted to look sharp.

But everyone said it was just tacky.

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