I watched the classic Snow White with my wife the other night. We went to bed shortly after and I started fooling around a bit
[Aside: hi /r/Jokes I am working on this proto-joke. Can you suggest how to make it work better?]
Wait, stop, she said, I’m Sleepy.
Well high-ho, I thought; she’s doing a bit of role play. I thought I’d better get in character too. It wasn’t too much of a stretch for me to play some H...