Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?
They went straight for the juggler.
I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.
Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.
It's summer 2022
The war has ended as Putin saw all celebrities singing "Imagine" and he promptly got his troops back to Russia. The first tourist arriving at Kyiv Airport and visiting the capital city under reconstruction. When they exit the airport, the first thing they see is a statue of the fallen soldiers, the ...
"I'm here reporting at an anti-coronavirus protest today..."
"The protestors are holding signs ridiculing the lockdown, saying it's "just mass panic." There are also some doctors here today. They're holding signs as well."
"What do the signs say?"
"I can't tell. I can't read their handwriting."
Two tradesman set up for road work: one a veteran and the other a literalist rookie.
“You just stand there by the ‘end road work’ work sign and direct folks through the orange cones”, says the veteran.
“But I’m not sure I can do that, that’s a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people”.
“Sure you can, it’s a simple job, they’ll get the message”.
After the ...
You know the signs that say "End road work"?
Have you ever seen the protestors that put them up?
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A chocolate company was making chocolates shaped like a woman's ass.
Some "upstanding citizens" demanded that they discontinue the product, as they claimed it was lewd and disrespectful. They staged a large, loud protest outside the factory.
This upset another group of citizens, who thought the company should make what they like, and the protestors should min...
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