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Protestors Jokes

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

Some protestors are breaking into congress

I hear it is a capitol offense

How did the protestors win electrical conductance?

How did the protestors win electrical conductance?


They one by resistance.

What to blm protestors and cod players have In common?

They both hate people who use riot shields

What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?

They both know how to picket.

Why did the protestors start throwing bread?

Because they wanted to rye it.

What's the difference between Hong Kong Protestors and Redditors?

Protestors do not tolerate censorship.

A buddy and I went out to grab some dinner, figured the protestors in Ottawa would be ecstatic we were exercising our freedom.

Turns out they were quite unhappy with the man-date.

The Hong Kong protestors are not really accepting of the police’s new message.

Apparently some have even taken it to heart.

Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night...

Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...

A little British boy raises his hand to ask his teacher a question

"Miss, My mother says freedom is the most beautiful thing in the world. What does freedom mean?"

The teacher seeing the importance of this question for the sweet, innocent child, thinks quickly about how best to respond.

She smiles sweetly and says "Why don't you come up and tell the c...

How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything.

Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?

They went straight for the juggler.

I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.

Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.

It's summer 2022

The war has ended as Putin saw all celebrities singing "Imagine" and he promptly got his troops back to Russia. The first tourist arriving at Kyiv Airport and visiting the capital city under reconstruction. When they exit the airport, the first thing they see is a statue of the fallen soldiers, the ...

"I'm here reporting at an anti-coronavirus protest today..."

"The protestors are holding signs ridiculing the lockdown, saying it's "just mass panic." There are also some doctors here today. They're holding signs as well."

"What do the signs say?"

"I can't tell. I can't read their handwriting."

Two tradesman set up for road work: one a veteran and the other a literalist rookie.

“You just stand there by the ‘end road work’ work sign and direct folks through the orange cones”, says the veteran.

“But I’m not sure I can do that, that’s a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people”.

“Sure you can, it’s a simple job, they’ll get the message”.

After the ...

You know the signs that say "End road work"?

Have you ever seen the protestors​ that put them up?

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A chocolate company was making chocolates shaped like a woman's ass.

Some "upstanding citizens" demanded that they discontinue the product, as they claimed it was lewd and disrespectful. They staged a large, loud protest outside the factory.

This upset another group of citizens, who thought the company should make what they like, and the protestors should min...

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