What do protestors and people with big noses have in common?

They both know how to picket.

How did the protestors win electrical conductance?

How did the protestors win electrical conductance?


They one by resistance.

Why did Bill Barr gas protestors?

So the chicken could cross the road

Some protestors are breaking into congress

I hear it is a capitol offense

What to blm protestors and cod players have In common?

They both hate people who use riot shields

Why should the government never use protestors in circuits?

They have too much resistance.

So I heard a lot of protestors are getting bagged by the police...

I guess they'll go to court on Trumped-up charges.

Two tradesman set up for road work: one a veteran and the other a literalist rookie.

“You just stand there by the ‘end road work’ work sign and direct folks through the orange cones”, says the veteran.

“But I’m not sure I can do that, that’s a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people”.

“Sure you can, it’s a simple job, they’ll get the message”.

After the ...

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How many protestors does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question... Protestors don't change shit.

I know many people have been appalled by reopen protestors risking public health for questionable reasoning. But, just remember 2-3% of em’ will be dead in the next few months anyway....

....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers

What's the difference between Hong Kong Protestors and Redditors?

Protestors do not tolerate censorship.

The Hong Kong protestors are not really accepting of the police’s new message.

Apparently some have even taken it to heart.

A little British boy raises his hand to ask his teacher a question

"Miss, My mother says freedom is the most beautiful thing in the world. What does freedom mean?"

The teacher seeing the importance of this question for the sweet, innocent child, thinks quickly about how best to respond.

She smiles sweetly and says "Why don't you come up and tell the c...

Dear protestors,

Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference.

Pls don't crucify me

Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night...

Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...

Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus?

They went straight for the juggler.

I heard on the radio that protestors in Beijing are demanding authentic democratic reforms.

Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.

"I'm here reporting at an anti-coronavirus protest today..."

"The protestors are holding signs ridiculing the lockdown, saying it's "just mass panic." There are also some doctors here today. They're holding signs as well."

"What do the signs say?"

"I can't tell. I can't read their handwriting."

You know the signs that say "End road work"?

Have you ever seen the protestors​ that put them up?

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A chocolate company was making chocolates shaped like a woman's ass.

Some "upstanding citizens" demanded that they discontinue the product, as they claimed it was lewd and disrespectful. They staged a large, loud protest outside the factory.

This upset another group of citizens, who thought the company should make what they like, and the protestors should min...

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