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Parliamentarian Jokes

A parliamentarian is showering when suddenly they cry out...

Their spouse, understandably worried, comes rushing into the bathroom to see what's wrong. Naked and covered in soap the parliamentarian sobs, "The ayes have it."

A group of politicians are flying over Italy...

The mayor from Pisa exclaims "We're flying over Pisa!"
"How can you tell?" the others ask.

"Look, you can see the Leaning Tower!"
Later, a Roman parliamentarian shouts "We're flying over beautiful Roma!"
How can you tell?" the others ask.
"Look, you can see the Coliseum!"<...

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English parlimentarians and pornstars are not so different when you think about it

What do pornstars and English parliamentarians have in common?


They both love to wake up to BBC

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