Protestor Jokes

She goes up to the man and says “that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn’t viable until it graduates medical school!”

So the chicken could cross the road

Apparently more than the entire Russian Riot Police combined, because they got the bicycle but the rider still got away.

Or so the police claim.

I hear it is a capitol offense

They both hate people who use riot shields

tank you!

All of them

A grass roots activist

You never have to take off work to go to a protest

The bartender asks what will you have. The protestor replies only “ice”. The bartender looks at him with a very confused look and says “sorry did you say you only wanted ice?” The protester says that’s right - just ice.

They both know how to picket.

Because they wanted to rye it.

Protestors do not tolerate censorship.

... I yelled at him "What the Hell-Man!!!"

Turns out they were quite unhappy with the man-date.

But really it's just some antics.

Apparently some have even taken it to heart.

Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...

"Miss, My mother says freedom is the most beautiful thing in the world. What does freedom mean?"

The teacher seeing the importance of this question for the sweet, innocent child, thinks quickly about how best to respond.

She smiles sweetly and says "Why don't you come up and tell the c... read more

They went straight for the juggler.

Unfortunately, all they can get is cheap Chinese knockoffs.

....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers

Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening

An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles

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"The protestors are holding signs ridiculing the lockdown, saying it's "just mass panic." There are also some doctors here today. They're holding signs as well."

"What do the signs say?"

"I can't tell. I can't read their handwriting."

“You just stand there by the ‘end road work’ work sign and direct folks through the orange cones”, says the veteran.

“But I’m not sure I can do that, that’s a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people”.

“Sure you can, it’s a simple job, they’ll get the message”.

After the ... read more

Have you ever seen the protestors​ that put them up?

He was always humane about the treatment of his animals before they were killed and made sure the rest of the animal didn't go to waste. However, rather than making a massive profit, he'd often donate warm fur clothes to poorer children. He lived comfortably, but always tried to maintain his philant... read more