Prom Dress Jokes

This is an old one but one of my favorites.

A young girl in high school is planning on going to her senior prom and needs $400 to buy the perfect dress that she wants to wear.
She goes to her father and asks, "dad can I borrow $400 to buy a dress for prom?"

He replies, "yea that's f... read more

A high school senior needed a prom dress, so she asked her father to buy it for her.

"Sure," he said, "so long as you give me a blowjob."

"How can you ask me to do that?" she said with disgust. "I'm your daughter!"

"Grow up!" her dad replied. "Nothing's free these days. If yo... read more

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom.
First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually... read more