Pride Parade Jokes - 10 Hilarious Pride Parade Jokes

Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?

He had a bison.

Did you hear about the Pride Parade float that fell over?

Apparently it was top-heavy

What do you call a straight pride parade?

A traffic jam.

I went to a white pride parade the other day.

The floats just kept going around in circles about 200 miles per hour.

Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the pride parade? [OC]

To proudly support his Bison.

What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade?

We Will Rock You.

Why should you always bring money to LBGT pride parades?

Trans-action fees

Today I was turned away from an LGBTQ organized event. To think I thought they were inclusive.

This is the last time I take my pack of lions to a pride parade.

My mom called and told me granpa is now somewhere over the rainbow and gone to his glory.

Yeah, I saw him on the news - he had a hell of a Pride parade.

What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?

A strait pride parade.

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