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Pop Tarts Jokes

Why are there pop tarts but not mom tarts?

Because of the Pastryarchy.

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but...

if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done

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