Platform Shoe Jokes - 2 Hilarious Platform Shoe Jokes

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Why did Thomas Hobbes need platform shoes?

Because without them he was nasty, brutish and short.

I want to buy platform shoes, but I can't quite afford them

I need a bit more money because I'm still a little short

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