A burglar is searching for valuables in a house whose residents left for the night when he hears a voice behind him
The voice says: "God the mighty sees all".
Shocked the burglar turns around and searches for the cause of this noise. Using his flashlight he finally finds a parrot sitting in a cage grooming his feather.
The burglar is relieved and continues his search for valuables. He opens a night...
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A man wakes up to his wife screaming about a gorilla in the garden.
Wiping the sleep from his eyes, he staggers to the window just in time to see a huge silverback climb up into a gnarled old oak tree at the bottom of his garden. A little perplexed, he calls the RSPCA and gets put through to the Gorilla Dept.. Turns out this is a common enough occurrence, and before...
A Texan Is Walking Around Rural Ireland With A Very Aggressive & Dangerous Looking Pit Bull On A Leash.
He passes a ramshackle farm with an old man standing outside of it leaning on the gatepost & smoking a pipe who is looking very curiously at the pit bull.
Farmer:- "Bejaysus, what kind of dog is that??....NEVER seen one like it before!!"
Texan:- "Well sir, this here is what you cal...