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Pirate Accent Jokes

What do you call a pirate/noble gas that lost the pirate accent

Arrr-gone

Me: “What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?”

Them: “Arrrrrr”

Me in pirate accent: “No, a pirate’s first love be the *sea* matey”

What is a pirates favourite letter?

You: What is a pirates favourite letter?

They say: R!

You *In a pirate accent*: A HA! You may think it be the R but me true love lies with the C!

Pirate walks into a bar

As a bartender was cleaning up for the evening as a pirate walked into his bar. This was the most stereo typical pirate the bartender had ever seen. He had an eye-patch over one eye, a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, a hook for a hand, and spoke with the usual pirate accent. The only thing that s...

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