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What do priests and the Pied Piper have in common?
They both entertain children with their fiddle.
A man walks into an antique store and starts looking around.
Suddenly, he gazes upon the most beautiful bronze statue of a siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants for the statue. The store owner replies "It's $100 for the statue and $1000 for the story that goes with it."
The man replies "I really don't care about the story, but I do wa...