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Pico Jokes

Given that pico de gallo is made with regular tomatoes...

...we'd need really big tomatoes to make nano de gallo

Do you know why they call me Pico?

Cause I'm da guy, yo!

What do you call it when you accidentally open the men’s dressing room door?

Pico de gallo.

>!like peek-o de guy-o!<

What do you call one trillionth of a Halloween scare?

A pico boo.

What did the Mexican hangman serve his victims as a last meal?

Pico de Gallows

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