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Given that pico de gallo is made with regular tomatoes...

...we'd need really big tomatoes to make nano de gallo

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Do you know why they call me Pico?

Cause I'm da guy, yo!

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What do you call it when you accidentally open the men’s dressing room door?

Pico de gallo.

>!like peek-o de guy-o!<

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What do you call one trillionth of a Halloween scare?

A pico boo.

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What did the Mexican hangman serve his victims as a last meal?

Pico de Gallows

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