Why do scientists hate reacting the 1 mol concentration of a carboxyl acid and 1 mil concentration alkane?

They make 1 mol-ester!

I like mols

They’re very down to earth

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Here’s one my biology teacher told in class.

There are three moles digging a hole. There’s a daddy mole, a mommy mole, and a baby mole. The daddy mole stops digging and sticks his nose in the air and says “it smells like pancakes!”
Then, the mommy mole sticks her nose in the air and says “it smells like bacon!”
Then the baby mole sighs ...

What do you get when you have Avogadro's number of donkeys?

Molasses.

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What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts?

Molasses

What do you call 6.022x10^23 rodents?

A Mol Rat

TIL Amedeo Avogadro died of skin cancer.

He never got that nasty mol checked.

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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