Self confidence boost didn't quite work so well

So me and my dad were talking about my school and he said:

"You're good at school but bad with self-confidence."

Me: "ok"

Dad: "Wayne Rooney was good at football (soccer for the Americans, I'm English) but bad at school

Stephen hawkings was good at being an astronomer bu...

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A very poor man has very low self confidence...

because of his eye. He lost it years ago, and he can not afford to buy a glass eye. All he can afford is an eye made of wood. One day, his friend decides to try to help him up his self confidence by telling him about a party. The man is reluctant, but his friend insists. At the party, the man is sta...

What's the height of self confidence?

Farting when you have diarrhea.

So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost

I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers.

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I put a “Honk if you think I’m sexy” bumper sticker on my car.

My self confidence is skyrocketing!

A *TON* of people think I’m sexy at this green light right now....

“Do you love me for my beauty or brains?” asks the woman

Without missing a beat he replies: “I love your self confidence dear”

I applaud all the women who don't shave down there

That's a level of self confidence I can really get behind.

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