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The chef was fired because his dick got stuck in the potato peeler.

She was fired as well.

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I work in a factory that makes McDonalds french fries...

One of co-workers told me yesterday that he's always wanted to put his dick in the Potato Peeler. I tried to talk him out of it, but I could tell he had already made his mind up to do it. I saw him today; he was clearing out his desk. "So you went ahead and did it?" "Yeah, and I got caught, so they ...

Reverse joke challenge

This is a game I came up with, the rules are pretty simple:

Post a question in the form of: "What do you call an (animal) with a (object)?" And I (or someone else) will respond with a laffy taffy quality pun as a response. This creates a new terrible joke as a result!

Keep in mind thes...

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[NSFW] A man goes to find out why his son got fired from his job at a restaurant

The owner tells him β€œI found him in the store room with the potato peeler stuck up his arse.”

The father says β€œthat’s odd, can I examine the potato peeler?”

The owner replies β€œI’m afraid not, I had to fire him too.”

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Problems at work

I've got to a change jobs", the patient said to his psychiatrist. "I've worked in a pickled onion factory for ten years, and last week I started to get this uncontrollable urge to put my dick in the onion peeler."
The psychiatrist explains about workplace stress and told him he must learn to re...

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What do you call a stripper with jaundice?

An orange peeler

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