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Geiger Jokes

All my life I had wanted a Geiger counter but never knew why until I could finally afford one.

Then it clicked

At first I was confused when my boss told me to go get the Geiger counter…

…but then it clicked.

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Why is a Geiger counter like mature porn?

You get a lot of clicks when your junk's decaying.

I've hooked up with a Geiger Girl.

We just clicked.

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How can you tell the difference between Japanese people and other Asian people?

Use a Geiger counter

*Credit: my friend who has a lot of dark humour

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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