Peals Jokes - 5 Hilarious Peals Jokes

What’s the difference between a church bell and a politician?

I church bell peals from the steeple.

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An old man is sitting on a park bench

Next to him is a large salt shaker and a bag filled with a bunch of bananas. Periodically the old man takes out a banana, carefully peals it, salts it with the shaker, grimaces, then throws it away in a nearby trashcan.

A woman observes him do this with several bananas and after a while final...

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So this guy went to Wales to work on a sheep farm.

A couple of days later, he got really lonely. So, he'd heard the legends, and figured "When in Rome...."

So he got himself a sheep. And shagged it.

While leading the sheep back to its pen, he saw a bunch of the other guys looking at him, pointing fingers and laughing.

Shoot! May...

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A talented frog

A woman is sitting at a hotel bar having a martini when a man comes and sits on the stool next to her. He offers to buy her a drink, which she politely declines. After a couple of awkward minutes, the man reaches into his suit pocket and pulls out a box and puts it on the bar without saying anythi...

A Jewish man traveled to a small mountain island

He was greeted at the harbor by a friendly resident who took him on a tour of the town. As they were walking, they heard a squeal and saw a small furry creature falling down the mountain, tumbling past them before rolling to a stop. The Jewish man looked on in astonishment at this exotic creature. <...

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