Parti Jokes - 11 Hilarious Parti Jokes

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The best joke to tell at parties

3 guys find out that they have 3 weeks to live. They realize that they have nothing to show for in their lives, so they each decide to try getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. The first guys says, "I have pretty long arms, maybe I have the longest arms in the world!" The second guy says,...

With all the pictures of Epstein attending parties, talking to important people and generally socialising

It's obvious he didn't like to hang by himself

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My government is spreading obviously false covid-19 info about x-mas parties

Here in Sweden the government lies and says that we can have Christmas gatherings of up to 8 people without any problems. Such obvious bull! Who knows 8 people without any problems?

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Why don't calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How does NASA organise parties?

They Planet

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My neighbor loves bees, but I never invite him to my parties.

I'm sorry, but he's a buzzkill.

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When I go to parties, I always bring my teddy bear with me

It's my plush one.

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What do scientists bring to parties?

Sodium, Carbon, Helium, Oxygen, and Sulfur!

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Why did the mushroom stop going to parties?

He was tired of people telling him he was a fun guy.

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A woman died at her office birthday party.

She said she wanted yellow cake. Long story short, we're not allowed to have any more parties at the nuclear plant.

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A small company hosts a costume party

A small startup company announces they will be holding an employee costume party to celebrate the end of their first fiscal year in business.

The theme of the party is “Past and Present” to celebrate the work that has been done while also looking forward to the years to come. To further expa...

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