Years ago when I was a teenager I had a summer job at a petrol (gas) station
Years ago when I was a teenager I had a summer job at a petrol station …. Back in those days it wasn’t self service , so my job was to put petrol in cars when a customer arrived.
I always remember this one particular day when an old chap pulled in and said he wanted a fill-up. Then he got out...
I used to work in a parasol company and I've gotta tell you,
it was some shady business.
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My brother-in-law and I were fishing
Not having any luck when he told me to row faster. I rowed and rowed when all of a sudden both oars snapped right in half.
Stranded my brother-in-law said, "What now dipshit?"
"Don't worry. Somebody is going to come by." I answered.
Just then around a corner came an Englishman ...
A German friend told me this one. A couple went to an exotic island for a vacation.
They booked at a local hotel. Inside, there was a native waiter, who seemed very eager but had a strong accent.
Everything was fine until the couple went down for dinner. The girlfriend had dropped her fork. The waiter immediately saw this and asked them, "Do you want a f\*ck?"
The cou...
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