A bloke is sent by his wife to get snails to make escargot...
"I expect ya back in an hour as the bread's already bakin' and the wine's already breathin' on the table" says his wife .
The bloke walks down the path towards town and the local market. Upon arriving he finds the snails, and he spends a good five minutes picking out the biggest and juiciest ...
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