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Recycle Bin Jokes

I'm a recycle bin...

I'm not garbage, but I might as well be.

Windows is more environmentally friendly than macOS.

Windows puts your deleted files in the Recycle Bin while macOS just throws them in the Trash.

What does a homeless guy do first when he finds a laptop?

He searches through the Recycle bin.

What's the first thing a homeless person does when he uses a computer?

Checks recycle bin.

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Found some global warming porn on my son's computer.

He didn't even put it in the recycle bin.

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Chuck Norris Facts!

-can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it.

-can make scissors beat rock.

-when he's looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough
to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

-can unscramble eggs.

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