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Palindrome Jokes

Boy: What's a palindrome?

Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

I’m in a band called “The Palindromes.”

Our first single is called “If I had a HiFi.”

I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

How many of the phrases in English are palindromes?

Not a ton

My bank account balance is a palindrome.

$0.00

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

Now we call him Dr. Awkward.

The first song from my new group, The Palindromes, is called...

If I Had A Hi-Fi

What’s an example of a palindrome?

Daughter: What's an example of a palindrome?

Dad: Mom.

Daughter: Ugh. Fine. Mom, what's an example of a palindrome?

Mom: Dad.

Daughter: OHMYGOD WHY WON'T YOU GUYS HELP ME

What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...

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My fear of palindromes is really starting to affect my life, so I asked the doctor if he could prescribe me anything.

The bastard gave me Xanax.

The first rule of palindrome club is ...

sibul cemord nilap foelurts rifeht

My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes.

He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

What‘s the medical term for fear of palindromes?

Aibohphobia.

me: doctor, everything anyone says to me seems to be a palindrome!

doctor: lol

A palindrome walks into a bar

Says "Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa".

Happy palindrome day !!!

9-10-19

I think I might be a palindrome.

Mum and Dad both are so why wouldnt I be?

Teacher: "Someone please give me a palindrome."

Student: "Ma'am?"

What is the fear of palindromes called?

Aibohphobia.







It's funny because it's true.

It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

Since today is a palindrome, wanted to share with everyone my favorite one.

The word nothing, spelled backwards is gnihton, which also means nothing.

I don't get the fuss about all the palindrome jokes on this sub lately...

they all go the same either way.

My friend asked me "What is a palindrome?"

I looked at him and said "Dude, no it's not."

I love conversations about palindromes

You can always have a good back and forth.

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

He's really good, knows his stuff forwards and backwards.

I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome

The second half made no sense

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The best palindrome i've ever come across is ...

The best palindrome i've ever come across is tit and boob

My friend and I have discussions on palindromes.

We go back and forth on it.

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome?

Cause I've heard it both ways.

Just to let you know r/palindromes exists!

r/palindromes
Some of you may want to join us. There are dozens of us. Dozens!!

What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?

A Toyota

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What do you call a turtle on the cusp of pooping?

A palindrome.

How do people with ADHD experience déjà vu?

The word saippuakivikauppias is the longest palindrome ever.

I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...

Murder for a jar of red rum.

A teacher asks a sleeping student to give her an example of a palindrome...

The student stammers, looks around the room confused, and says "huh!?"
"Well done!" Replies the teacher.

What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome

Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

Don and his friend Eva we’re exploring caves in the town of Level for our palindrome school project

Eva said there were many things they could not do in caves. Don asked her a question using his knowledge from palindrome school. Don said, “Eva can I stab bats in a cave”. She said “no don”. Don then said, “Eva can I pose as aesop in a cave”. She again said, “no don”.

An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory..

Now he's Dr. Awkward.

What is never odd or even?

A palindrome

What do you call Rats that live on a star?

Palindrome.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I’m Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

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