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The best palindrome i've ever come across is ...

The best palindrome i've ever come across is tit and boob

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

We now call him Dr. Awkward.

What’s an example of a palindrome?

Daughter: What's an example of a palindrome?

Dad: Mom.

Daughter: Ugh. Fine. Mom, what's an example of a palindrome?

Mom: Dad.

Daughter: OHMYGOD WHY WON'T YOU GUYS HELP ME

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...

Coke is too hard to work into a palindrome

**Bartender who talks in palindromes:** Yako, is Pepsi okay?

Boy: What's a palindrome?

Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

I'm in a group called The Palindromes

Our first single is, " If I had a Hifi."

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I went to see the doctor about my crippling fear of palindromes.

Bastard put me on Xanax!

I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing.

I don't get the fuss about all the palindrome jokes on this sub lately...

they all go the same either way.

What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

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My fear of palindromes is really starting to affect my life, so I asked the doctor if he could prescribe me anything.

The bastard gave me Xanax.

My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes.

He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

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2 guys are having a conversation.

Man 1: Use fuckin’ A in a sentence

Man 2: It’s that fuckin’ A that keeps Toyota from being a palindrome

Since today is a palindrome, wanted to share with everyone my favorite one.

The word nothing, spelled backwards is gnihton, which also means nothing.

It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

What is the fear of palindromes called?

Aibohphobia.







It's funny because it's true.

A palindrome walks into a bar

Says "Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa".

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

He's really good, knows his stuff forwards and backwards.

I think I might be a palindrome.

Mum and Dad both are so why wouldnt I be?

Teacher: "Someone please give me a palindrome."

Student: "Ma'am?"

What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?

A Toyota

I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome

The second half made no sense

My bank account balance is a palindrome.

$0.00

Don and his friend Eva we’re exploring caves in the town of Level for our palindrome school project

Eva said there were many things they could not do in caves. Don asked her a question using his knowledge from palindrome school. Don said, “Eva can I stab bats in a cave”. She said “no don”. Don then said, “Eva can I pose as aesop in a cave”. She again said, “no don”.

My friend and I have discussions on palindromes.

We go back and forth on it.

My friend asked me "What is a palindrome?"

I looked at him and said "Dude, no it's not."

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory..

Now he's Dr. Awkward.

In response to /u/WisestAirBender, "Backwards" is also a palindrome.

"Backwards" spelled backwards is "Sdrawkcab", which is still backwards.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome?

Cause I've heard it both ways.

I love conversations about palindromes

You can always have a good back and forth.

A teacher asks a sleeping student to give her an example of a palindrome...

The student stammers, looks around the room confused, and says "huh!?"
"Well done!" Replies the teacher.

Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...

Murder for a jar of red rum.

I love palindromes that use made up words

Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I

What do you call Rats that live on a star?

Palindrome.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I’m Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome

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