The word Nothing is a palindrome...

Backwards it spells gnihtoN which also means nothing.

My friend wrote his dissertation on nerds who love palindromes

He is now Dr. Awkward.

I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...

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I went to see the doctor about my crippling fear of palindromes.

Bastard put me on Xanax!

I once met a man who’s name was Professor Palindrome

It wasn’t until he told me his real name that I understood the meaning. His real name was Professor Ross Eforp.

Coke is too hard to work into a palindrome

**Bartender who talks in palindromes:** Yako, is Pepsi okay?

My nerdy friend got a Ph.D on the History of Palindromes.

He’s now Dr.Awkward.

Boy: What's a palindrome?

Teacher: racecar

{10 years later}

Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome

Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak]

What's the difference between a velodrome and a palindrome?

For one, you have to use a bicycle. For the other, you can use a race car.

I don't get the fuss about all the palindrome jokes on this sub lately...

they all go the same either way.

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My fear of palindromes is really affecting my life.

I asked the doctor if he could prescribe me anything.
That bastard gave me Xanax...

It is 02/02/2020 so if you're into palindromes...

I guess this is your Super Bowl or something

My socially anxious friend got a PhD in palindromes.

He now goes by the title 'Dr Awkward'.

What is the fear of palindromes called?

Aibohphobia.







It's funny because it's true.

Since today is a palindrome, wanted to share with everyone my favorite one.

The word nothing, spelled backwards is gnihton, which also means nothing.

My friend and I have discussions on palindromes.

We go back and forth on it.

Don and his friend Eva we’re exploring caves in the town of Level for our palindrome school project

Eva said there were many things they could not do in caves. Don asked her a question using his knowledge from palindrome school. Don said, “Eva can I stab bats in a cave”. She said “no don”. Don then said, “Eva can I pose as aesop in a cave”. She again said, “no don”.

I think I might be a palindrome.

Mum and Dad both are so why wouldnt I be?

A palindrome walks into a bar

Says "Yasraba Otni Sklawem Ordnilapa".

Teacher: "Someone please give me a palindrome."

Student: "Ma'am?"

My nerdy friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes.

He's really good, knows his stuff forwards and backwards.

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

What kind of car does the president of the palindrome society own?

A Toyota

Palindromes are like bi people

They work either way

My bank account balance is a palindrome.

$0.00

I wrote a whole book that was a palindrome

The second half made no sense

My friend asked me "What is a palindrome?"

I looked at him and said "Dude, no it's not."

An awkward friend of mine just finished his PhD in palindrome theory..

Now he's Dr. Awkward.

Just to let you know r/palindromes exists!

r/palindromes
Some of you may want to join us. There are dozens of us. Dozens!!

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

I love conversations about palindromes

You can always have a good back and forth.

Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome?

Cause I've heard it both ways.

A teacher asks a sleeping student to give her an example of a palindrome...

The student stammers, looks around the room confused, and says "huh!?"
"Well done!" Replies the teacher.

Quiz show

I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.

It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.

I wouldn't create a palindrome for a Klondike Bar. But I'd...

Murder for a jar of red rum.

What is never odd or even?

A palindrome

What do you call Rats that live on a star?

Palindrome.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

The topic for my ninth-grade class was palindromes, words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward. I asked the question, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

I was expecting the answer "Madam, I’m Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

What’s the difference between a word that’s spelled the same forwards and backwards and your friend in Italy?

One’s a palindrome and one’s a pal in Rome

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