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Well, after spending all day worrying about a food shortage at the annual spoonerism contest...

it turns out it was just a lack of pies!

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Somebody asked me what a spoonerism was....

I haven't got a cooking flue.

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A pun, a limerick, and a spoonerism walk into a bar...

... no joke.

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There was a Chinese man who was obsessed with spoonerisms

He loved drinking chai tea and doing tai chi.

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A guy with some cockroach-infested bread, an aptitude for puns, and a propensity for spoonerisms walks into a bar.

"I have the pest buns," he says to the barman.

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I always thought Friar Tuck was a religious man.

Now I realise the dirty bastard just likes spoonerisms.

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