Candles

"So, what's special about this candle?"

"Sir, this candle is made of a very enriched burning material, it will therefore, once lit, last several days before it is burned out. Do you understand?"

"Yeah, makes sense. And what about this one?"

"This candle is special because there ...

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Bloodhound tried for Nazi war crimes

He was only following odours.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.

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