“Donner party of 4? Hello? Donner party of 4?”

[indistinct]

“Okay, Donner party of 3, right this way.”

A knight and his footmen were holding a castle during a war.

One of the footmen guarding the gatehousse begins calling.

"SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE"

The knight orders the men to defensive positions and rushes up the wall where the footman points at the indistinct and distant mass of men.

"What do you think? Friends or foe?" ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two men celebrating Oktoberfest walk into a bar....

They walk up to the bartender and both order a pint and a bratwurst. One of the men's phone rings and he answers. It's his wife on the line.

"Honey, I need to tell you, I cheated on you."

"What?!?!" the man yells, "With who??????"

There's indistinct mumbling from the other line,...

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