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Objectify Jokes

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women, I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl and I said

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific so I said

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

Don't objectify women.

This sentence is a joke cause women here is the object of the sentence.

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Every job Medusa had, she had to go through sexual harassment training.

She couldn’t stop objectifying people.

I’ve been accused of objectifying women

public class Woman extends Person {

Women don't like to sleep with me because I objectify them and am bad with technology.

You could say that I'm bad at turning things on.

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Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women.

I'm not sexually attracted to objects.

[Possibly OC] Objectifying women has been going on since mythical times.

For example, in Greek mythology, a female elf was called a Shelf.

When I met a girl I liked, I used to put all my favorite things about her surrounded by curly braces inside a Javascript file.

I feel bad about it in hindsight. Now I know it's wrong to objectify women.

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Man, 27, muscular, 9" cock.



Seeking woman that doesn't objectify men.

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My wife packed her bags and headed for the front door with our son.

She said, "We're going. Because I'm sick of you objectifying me all the time!"

I said, "I'll miss you two."

She yelled, "I'm sure you'll miss him more than me!"

I said, "Him? I was referring to your tits."

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