A small, tight knit, Russian village buys their milk from the neighboring town. Eventually they realize they should pool their resources and buy a cow for the town.
They all gather their money, some put more, some less, whatever they can afford. Now they have 800 roubles, but to buy a cow fr...
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Little Johnny overheard a couple of girls in school
The kids were whispering "Purple flowers, purple flowers," and giggling. Curious what this meant, Johnny asked his friend.
"Jimmy, what does purple flowers mean?" Johnny asked.
Little Jimmy looked at Johnny in horror and said "I'm not gonna be friends with someone who says stuff like t...
An illustrious Count, Wictor Oblodowsky, agrees to conduct Beethoven's 9th Symphony in a Baltimore gym.
He's hesitant at first. He'd only been to America once before, and it was a favor for a friend. The oboist in his orchestra kindly loaned him the first season of The Wire, but the Count never watched it, as he'd never gotten around to buying a DVD player.
After an uneventful flight and some t...