Tribes Jokes - 19 Hilarious Tribes Jokes

A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals...

And they tell them: "You have full rights as employees, but you're not allowed to eat anybody."

Things go well for several weeks and then the CEO calls the Tribe into his office. The CEO says:

"Somebody has been reported missing. Did you eat them?"

The chief of the Tribe checks ...

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Do you think kids in cannibal tribes reminisce about their mother's cooking?

Her breasts were always so tender.

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A fierce jungle tribe always built their houses in the trees

The wood made the floors and the supports, but the houses themselves were made out of thatched grass. The tribe honored those who built the best grass houses.

One day the tribe went to war with a nearby tribe. The warriors fought well and they sacked the tribe's village, taking the rival tr...

Do you know what cannibal tribes have said about the taste of human flesh?

It’s an acquired taste that varies person to person.

What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

Three people became shipwrecked on an island inhabited by cannibals.

They were swiftly captured and told they would be killed, cooked, eaten, and their skin would be used to line the tribe’s canoes, but they would be able to choose how they died.

The first man, a British man, decided he wanted to die by the sword. In an instant, a tribesman cut his head off. ...

A white baby was born in a black tribe from the jungle

The news travelled fast around the tribe and soon after, the confusion led to anger. Upon his return from the jungle, the white British zoologist who was living with the tribe for the past 3 years, was quickly apprehended and brought to the tribe's chief to be urgently judged.

At first, the t...

Three people in the Amazon forest get caught by a tribe...

They were being held by the tribesmen outside the village. The head tribesman who speaks English tells them, "You have trespassed into our territory. As we are a considerate folk, you have the option to choose either Jhingalala for a minute or Death. You can give me your choice when you are summoned...

Two explorers discover two adjacent islands, both inhabited by indigenous tribes...

They want to be the first to contact these tribes, learn their language, and report their findings as soon as possible. To help speed things up, they decide to split up to an island each, learn the languages of each tribe, and meet back up later to discuss findings.

After a couple weeks, one ...

There once lived a tribe called the Fettuccine.

Though to all their efforts, they could never defeat any other tribes. They spent years and years at war, but to no avail. Recently, archaeologists have found why the Fettuccine never won any of their battles.

They were always alfred-o everything.

In ancient times, an mighty warrior of the Germanic tribes cut a swathe through the Roman Legions.

His name was Dolf, but he was more commonly called by another name, whispered by mothers to their children as a warning - "The Red", owing to the spatters of Roman blood that covered his wolfskin armour after battles.

It was a week before Christmas night that Dolf strode into a small inn, own...

A man finds himself in a secluded tribe

Interested in their way of living, the man goes up to one of the tribesmen and asks them what they do all day.

“Eat, drink, and hit the gym.” Answered the first tribesman.

Impressed, the man goes up to another tribesman and asks the same question.

“Eat, drink, and hit the gym.” ...

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The best joke I’ve ever heard which never fails to make me smile whenever I remember it.(NSFW)

Three explorers get lost in a huge jungle. After wandering around for days, they are found and captured by a jungle tribe. The tribesmen take the explorers to their leader and drop them at his feet. The chieftain looks at them for a moment and says, “ The three of you will die unless you manage to d...

I'm taking a trip to the Amazon rainforest, but I was warned to look out for the head-shrinking indigenous tribes that still live there.

I'm not sure what the fuss is about. Who doesn't enjoy a little head?

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A tribe captures two guys

One of them is taken into a hut. There, the tribe chief asks him:

"Choose, chunga-lunga or death?"

"Chunga-lunga." Says the man.

They restrain him, strip him naked, and fuck him for eight hours straight. Then they throw him into the cage with his friend. He says to him:

"...

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft

Today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

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A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”

"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."

The doctor not knowing what to do stands cluelessly until a tribesman explains to him: " Us...

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Three men are captured by a cannibal tribe

They are taken before the tribe leader, who tells them that they are to perform a trial, and if they succeed, they will not be eaten. All three are sent into the jungle with two tribesmen to pick a food item, then return to camp.

The first one returns with an apple. He is told that if he ca...

Wizard

A man comes into a bar and orders a beer.
He lets out a deep sigh, which prompts the bartender to ask if he’s okay. The man says to the bartender: «I’m afraid I’m turning into some kind of wizard.»

«How would you know?» asks the bartender.

«Well, I’ve worked in a bakery making san...

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