Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
When you don’t qualify for a Nobel Peace Prize...
... Go for the Darwin Award!
Years ago, Nobel peace prize winner Liu Xiaobo died in custody under Xi Jinping, who denied any connection to the incident.
They said it’s a matter of “He said, Xi said.”
r/Jokes founder nominated for the Nobel peace prize
Because they’ve created world’s most dedicated recycling community.
Nobel Peace Prize
Did you guys ever hear about the farmer who won the Nobel Peace Prize?!
He was outstanding in his field.
Regardless of all her great work, why has Cher never been considered for the Nobel Peace prize?
No one wants another Cher-Nobel.
A man is given a job at the railroad
However he has no experience with trains. On his very first day he kills 200 senior citizens going around the curve at 600 miles per hour. This is all happening in Texas, and so he is sentenced to death. For his last meal he has 13 Bananas, which he eats peels and all. When they turn on the electric...
If good looks could kill, yo mama...
would win the Nobel Peace Prize.
Recent mobile phone technology has linked up with micro chip brain implant technology so that when your phone rings it can immediately connect without making a ringing sound.
It just won the Nobel peace prize.