Addams Jokes - 4 Hilarious Addams Jokes

What kind of work does Gomez Addams assign Thing to do around the Addams Manor?

Oh you know, just normal hand jobs.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call the patron of an eccentric, spooky family that does you a solid?

Bromez Addams

Sensitive people.

I'm the tallest in my family, so my Aunt used to call me "Lurch" from The Addams Family.

Just over the past year I started calling her "Uncle Fester" and she got so mad at me.

I guess chemotherapy makes people sensitive.

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