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God and Satan arranged a basketball game between Heaven and Hell.

"I know for a fact we are gonna win," said God. "We have all the best players up here...Wilt Chamberlain, Moses Malone, Kobe Bryant, and so on."

"I wouldn't count on that, God," said Satan. "You see, down here, *we* have all the referees."

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What's the difference between Chamberlain and Hitler?

Chamberlain takes weekends in the country while Hitler takes countries in the weekend.

TIL Neville Chamberlain worked at a hot dog stand as a teenager.

It really prepared him for a career in giving out concessions.

A king was growing jealous of his new born

Ever since his son was born, the king felt like everyone was paying more attention to his son than him. As days passed he was starting to get more and more jealous of his son for getting all the love and was starting to feel a pain growing in him knowing that he wasn't the center of the attention an...

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