Niagara Falls...

But never sinks!

If Americans in Niagara Falls want to get to Canada for legal marijuana...

They have to take the 420 Highway!

(It’s actually true. Look it up.)

real dad joke at Niagara Falls

We did a tour behind the Falls in Niagara. We were leaving the tour and going up the elevator:

Elevator Operator: is this your first time?

Me: no I've been on many elevators.

My father promised me he would take me to Niagara Falls and then canceled

It was a Falls promise! :(

I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world...

Turns out it was falls advertising.

Did you hear about the guy who survived going over Niagara Falls?

He barrel-y made it.

Niagara Falls

A guide was showing Niagara-Falls to a man from Texas and said; I’ll bet you don’t have anything like this in Texas.
The Texan said; nope, but in Texas we have plumbers who can fix it.

A joke I heard from Walter Matthau

Three old men are talking and the first old man goes “if I could do a good number 1 , just a number one for three seconds I’d be happy with myself”

The second goes “if I could do a solid number 2, just a quick, swift number 2 I’d be satisfied”

The third guy goes “well I do an awesome n...

Magnificent Niagara

I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was... "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that, etc. etc.' It eventually became very annoying.


I am from Niagara Falls and I thought I could outdo him by showing him the "Magn...

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What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra?

Niagara falls.

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What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

An engineer creates the smartest AI in the world

An engineer creates the smartest AI in the world.
To test it he lets his nephew try it. The boy asks "Where is my father?"

After a couple of seconds the computer answers "Your father is at the Niagara Falls with a friend"

The kid turns to his uncle and says
"Uncle, this compu...

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee...

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