Neverending Jokes

And then "Story of O".



But that's a whole different story.

The first guy says: This stairs are neverending!
Other guy: Don't worry there's the elevator comming!

Stoner: "Alright maaan, uhhh, how about.... a joint of the best weed EVER that never goes out or burns up, and I will never gain a tolerance to it"

Leprechaun: "A neverending joint, splendid wish. So great a wish in fact that I will grant you one more wish."

Stoner: "Really, another wi... read more

The answer was neverending.

...rubs it, and a genie comes out, with your standard run-of-the-mill three wishes speech.
The Belgian wishes for a neverending pint of beer, and POOF, the glass appears in his hand, and he takes a sip of the best beer he's ever had.
The genie allows him some time to drink before asking "And... read more

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman find a golden lamp in a forest and when Paddy Englishman rubs it with his sleeve a Genie appears and gives them a wish each.

Paddy Scotsman says "I wish to have neverending riches and alcohol."

Paddy Englishman says "I wish there was ... read more

My Dad needs glasses for the first time. He's in his 50s and needs them for reading small print. Happens to most people with age. No biggie...
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However, I have worn glasses from a young age and he mocked me mercilessly for being a specky four-eyes with neverending delight. So now I have my op... read more