Neutralized Jokes - 3 Hilarious Neutralized Jokes

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Some acids walked into the enemy base...

Threat Neutralized.

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I wanted to dump my girlfriend in hydrochloric acid...

But that basic neutralized the situation.

Today, Switzerland face Sweden in the World Cup. The strategy for both sides is simple:

Dash towards the enemy until they are neutralized.

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