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Neutralized Jokes

Some acids walked into the enemy base...

Threat Neutralized.

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I wanted to dump my girlfriend in hydrochloric acid...

But that basic bitch neutralized the situation.

The Frog

I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, three wood. I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance. Then once again I heard ..three wood. I looked down and ...

Today, Switzerland face Sweden in the World Cup. The strategy for both sides is simple:

Dash towards the enemy until they are neutralized.

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