Net Neutrality Jokes - 37 Hilarious Net Neutrality Jokes

Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

I made a joke about net neutrality

Americans didn't get it.

In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends.

Thoughts and prayers.

80% of Americans want net neutrality

The other 20% are dead

With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.

The outraged side,

And the uninformed.

You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now.

Or you'll pay for it later.

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With Net Neutrality gone I’m finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons

You may laugh now, but you won’t be when my pigeons deliver nudes faster than your service provider

What's the deal with Net Neutrality?

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If I had $ for every time I heard about net neutrality

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Don't worry too much about Net Neutrality!

Spending extra dollars to use some websites will give you a "sense of pride and accomplishment"!

What do you call a website without net neutrality?

Excited about Net Neutrality Repeal

Now all my opponents will have the same ping as I.

Want to hear a joke about Net Neutrality?

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Did you hear the joke about Net Neutrality?

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So i heard about what net neutrality is..

But i'm not going to buy that

Have you heard the one about Net Neutrality?

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The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

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Net Neutrality won't ruin everyone's life unlike previously stated

I have it on good authority that the Amish don't give a fuck

I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because

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The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.

This isn’t a joke it’s real my dudes

You know what they say about net neutrality...

I don't know. The webpage hasn't loaded for me either.

What if net neutrality didn’t work.

Facebook could be the thrift shop for reddit.

Did you hear about Net Neutrality on the United flight?

[Removed by the FCC]

The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...

I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.

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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!

Have you heard of this thing called Net Neutrality?

r/all of us have...

Net neutrality is overrated. I can still access all the sites.

Besides, most of them are the same anyway, always showing only 404 and the like.

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

Why do internet service providers try to end Net Neutrality every few years?

The intent is to provide citizens with a sense of pride and accomplishment in fighting for their rights.

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Don't worry, anyone who doesn't take action in protecting net neutrality will get FREE sex when this blows over!

Specifically, you'll get fucked by Comcast and Verizon.

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Not protecting net neutrality.

What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base?

Net neutrality.

The FCC has just made a formal announcement

If anyone keeps complaining about Net Neutrality they'll pay for it.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar...

The bartender says "If you're not freaking out about Net Neutrality right now, you're not paying attention."

Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh.

They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.

Are there two companies named Comcast?

A father takes his son on a fishing trip

On their tiny boat, Little Tommy realises that that the floor is covered in a mess of different nets. He looks up to dad and asks, "Dad, why do we need so many kinds of nets?"

Dad smiles gently and looks into his young son's eyes.

"Back in my day, when I went fishing with my own dad we...

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It is the year 2200

In a small city lived a master fisherman. This fisherman was famous throughout the world for being able to catch numerous amounts of fish in any body of water. Now, fish these days have mutated and changed quite a bit, but this fisherman was able to catch them all with little to no effort.

On...

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