I rang up Verizon. I said : "I want to report a nuisance caller".

"Not you again" he said

What does Verizon have in common with my teenage daughter?

I go from not hearing from them at all to 5 times a day when they want money.

Verizon made a new minimum security prison and despite what many would believe its very successful.

its got no bars but you still cant get out of it for 2 years

Verizon claims they wants to make sure first responders can get the call to help people.

That is, if they pay enough.

Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon.

10 gigs for $80 a month

Did you hear about the man who wanted to explore a new family phone plan?

He was expanding his Verizon’s.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What does Verizon wireless and abortion clinics have in common?

They both have early termination fees

What's one thing you dont want to have while putting out a fire?

Verizon Wireless.

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Don't worry, anyone who doesn't take action in protecting net neutrality will get FREE sex when this blows over!

Specifically, you'll get fucked by Comcast and Verizon.

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The priest and the rabbi

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Priest and a Rabbi



A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.

After a while, the priest turne...

I don't understand all the hate for Ajit Pai. He's just doing his job.

If he didn't, Verizon would probably fire him.

I'm not worried about a future where my kids are addicted to EA's micro transactions

Because there's no way I'll be paying for Verizon's internet gaming add on

Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

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Three men walk into a bar.

The first man looks like he hasn't had any sleep in days. His clothes are ragged and torn, and his face is clammy and unshaven. He sits down on the stool and slumps over in a groggy state.

The second man is in a similar state, but is wearing a suit. His tie is strewn over his shoulders, and h...

Ajit Pai made inquiries about how a government shutdown could affect him

but Verizon assures him he'll still get paid

I've been playing this new game on my phone quite a bit lately

It's called Verizon: Zero Bars.

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